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face-down-asgard-up:

theycallherlovely:

Rule of Tumblr: every time you see this video, YOU REBLOG IT.
  And sing along. No questions asked.

AND III CAN SING HIIIIGH LIKE THIIIS

(Source: gizz-e)

(Source: hariboo)

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Tells joke about santa’s little helpers: the subordinate clauses] ” Bottom text: “ [no one laughs] ”]
I need new jokes :(

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Tells joke about santa’s little helpers: the subordinate clauses] ” Bottom text: “ [no one laughs] ”]

I need new jokes :(

The feminist plague

shitmystudentswrite:

Feminism is an issue plaguing women everywhere across the world. Some people just speak on the issue; others act upon it. Some take it more serious than others; some just don’t care that much at all about the issue.

Fat people in America are reduced to nothing but fatness. A fat person has a health problem of any kind? It’s because they’re fat. A fat person is single? Well, duh. Fat. They deserve it. A fat person is poor? That’s not surprising-obviously they have bad judgment and no impulse control! Because why would a smart person choose to be fat? If a fat person goes to a restaurant and sits on a broken chair and the chair collapses under them, it’s because they’re fat. But if a thin person sits on the same broken chair and the chair collapses under them, it’s because they sat on a broken chair.

(Source: fantasymuffler)

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

pinkrangerwasa:

binbons:

robgonemild:

your-nibs:

castiel-winchesterr:

mrsfigscats:

He pasta way.

we cannoli do so much

his legacy will become a pizza history.

here today, gone tomato

How sad that he ran out of thyme.

Sending olive my prayers to the family.

His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.

(Source: pointy-earedbastard)