(Source: hariboo)
[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Tells joke about santa’s little helpers: the subordinate clauses] ” Bottom text: “ [no one laughs] ”]
I need new jokes :(
Feminism is an issue plaguing women everywhere across the world. Some people just speak on the issue; others act upon it. Some take it more serious than others; some just don’t care that much at all about the issue.
(Source: fantasymuffler)
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
(Source: pointy-earedbastard)

